Couldn't resist this one

nice one

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college

graduation, got drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find
that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of
them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair
and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just
graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the
almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her
last words. "I just graduated from the University of
Kentucky School of Law, and I believe in the power of
Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again,
they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for
forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blond, is strapped in and
says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama and just
graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll
tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if
you don't plug this thing in."