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    Post by Wizardmann on Sat May 19, 2012 9:52 pm

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    Post by Admin on Thu May 17, 2012 3:16 am

    Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college

    graduation, got drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find
    that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of
    them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair
    and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just
    graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the
    almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
    innocent."

    They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
    immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
    forgiveness, and release her.

    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her
    last words. "I just graduated from the University of
    Kentucky School of Law, and I believe in the power of
    Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

    They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again,
    they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for
    forgiveness, and release her.

    The last one, a blond, is strapped in and
    says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama and just
    graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll
    tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if
    you don't plug this thing in."


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